10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves