10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
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- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus