10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.