10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson