10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)