10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...