10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"