10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for loners.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters