10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike