10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.