10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fook the floosh droo!