10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?