10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!