10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.