10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."