10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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