10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!