10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!