10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright