10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!