10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth