10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier