10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"