10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson