10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --