10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus