10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)