10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)