10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.