10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.