10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha