10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."