10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway