10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.