10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine