10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.