10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- It's Free To Fold...
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.