10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• It's Free To Fold...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)