10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm