10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.