10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is for loners.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave