10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Welcome to kicker school
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus