10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.