10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson