10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Fook the floosh droo!