10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fold and live to fold again
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003