10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz