10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom