10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fook the floosh droo!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha