10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier